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Old Oct 22, 2006, 03:43 PM // 15:43   #2041
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your stupid


Why do you keep changing your avvie?
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 07:25 PM // 19:25   #2042
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Because.

Why is pwnd so mean?
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 08:26 PM // 20:26   #2043
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because people pry to much



Why cant people just be content with what they know?
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 10:30 PM // 22:30   #2044
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Because we are curious

Why does the equator have to be so hot?
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 11:18 PM // 23:18   #2045
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cause the sun hits it directly



Why do we watch football?
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Old Oct 23, 2006, 01:07 AM // 01:07   #2046
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We like watching people tackle each other

Why are threads locked at 5000 posts?
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Old Oct 23, 2006, 01:23 AM // 01:23   #2047
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to smite us


Why do they want to smite us?
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Old Oct 23, 2006, 06:34 AM // 06:34   #2048
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so that they can see your ass turn red.

if a woman says to a guy she works with, "If you ask me to, I'll touch it," is that considered sexual harrassment?
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Old Oct 23, 2006, 07:37 AM // 07:37   #2049
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No.


Where's the wammo?
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Old Oct 23, 2006, 07:40 AM // 07:40   #2050
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filing a sexual harrassment suit against a beaver.

wait, why wasn't that sexual harrassment?
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Old Oct 23, 2006, 08:06 AM // 08:06   #2051
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because after I said "If you ask me to, I'll touch it"....the female wammo asked me to!


Is it just me getting really annoyed with the amount of adverts on this site?
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Old Oct 23, 2006, 08:16 AM // 08:16   #2052
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what adverts?

hang on, hang on. it was a chick coming on to a dude, saying that line to him. oh nevermind.
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Old Oct 23, 2006, 08:26 AM // 08:26   #2053
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umm? what is the question? I'll go with "What Adverts"...

The stupid advert on all of the top posts on every page then all the stupid "Ask.com" links everywhere in all the threads. Maybe you're not seeing them because you live upside down...I dunno


How do you know when a wammo has just done something a little bit naughty?
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Old Oct 23, 2006, 08:27 AM // 08:27   #2054
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When they cast Mending on everyone in the team.

Why the hell won't they put more frosting in Oreos ffs!
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Old Oct 23, 2006, 08:35 AM // 08:35   #2055
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government regulations.

have you found a way to take over the world yet?
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Old Oct 23, 2006, 08:41 AM // 08:41   #2056
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Yes, by taking off my clothes and humping a street lamp...or continue studing business

How come they tried to arrest me for that!
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Old Oct 23, 2006, 08:44 AM // 08:44   #2057
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because you're jailbait, so you're better off in jail where no one will get hurt, than on the streets where someone (most likely you) is at risk.

how many calories in a chicken drumstick?
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Old Oct 23, 2006, 10:38 AM // 10:38   #2058
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about 50,000.. They tell you there is only 10 but it's all lies!!


Under what circumstances should a wammo be allowed to cast mending on more than just himself?
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Old Oct 23, 2006, 10:41 AM // 10:41   #2059
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when he's soloing an area.

how do you respond to pokes?
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Old Oct 23, 2006, 10:46 AM // 10:46   #2060
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I shout at the Poker.


Do you shout "Surface to Air Poke Missile" when you poke people?
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